Initially I had thought of going as Prankman Cheng, but it would have been too complicated for Nexi to sew at such short notice. Who could I be? I was getting my neck in a bit of a twist about it, so I started singing to cheer myself up. As I began one of my favourite songs, 'Sharp Dressed Man', there I had it! I'll be 'Sharp Dressed Neckmann' - in true ZZ Top attire!
Nexi threw up her hands in mock despair when I told her, and said I'd be better calling myself 'Zzzz Up Top'. However, she promised to get my costume together - just a beard, hat and dark glasses really. I'm borrowing one of Neko's guitars, (as long as I promise not to play it ...)
How on earth am I going to eat my sprouts and New Year Pudding with this on?
I've been watching a film of the song, so I get all the actions right. I love the bit where they both kind of bend their knees in synchronisation.
This is going to be fantastic - I so love this track! Hey, everybody ... does Raph rock?!!